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As you might notice, I have not been posting lately. I will not get into why. But I am back. I do have some magic tricks for ya though. The first one is super easy. It’s called…

Magic Forehead Hole!
1. Find a location with grapes.
2. Grab two grapes. Sneak one in your mouth. Don’t swallow or eat it!
3. Make big talk about a magic forehead or something.

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I shall now answer some of the questions that have puzzled great minds for years in a dismissive manner. If you have any suggestions for me, please tell me in the comment section of this post. Ready?
Stupid answers to smart (and dumb ones,too)
Q: What came first: the chicken or the egg?
A: It depends: the chicken came first in the sentence,but the egg occurred many years before chickens could have laid them. (The question did not specify a chicken’s egg…)
Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: I do believe Bart Simpson covered this one. Fold your hand in on the bottom part of your hand, and TA-DA!!!! Another so-called “impossible” question solved.
Q: If a tree falls in a forest but nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
A: This is just plain annoying. It is not a mystery to solve, it is just a way to annoy people by asking it. Physics backs the annoy-ee but the annoy-er will just say “How do you know?” I know from experience that if you use big words ( I suggest “dipsomaniac” or “gibberish”) people will give up.That is, if they do not understand the big, complicated words you say that may not be real. Otherwise, say ” How do you know trees fall when nobody is there in the first place? Hehehe. More on how to beat the tree-fall conundrum next time.
Q: How do I know I not am a brain in a vat with programmed thoughts?
A: You are not a brain in a vat because if ANYONE is this wacky old universe of ours was brain in a vat, it would be me because, call me vain, but I know that I’m a person (or just a brain) so you can’t.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Look it up in the dictionary,buddy.
I know I couldn’t have all the conundrums on here, but here’s one for you guys at home to try: What happens when an unstoppable force meets a object that does not move?
Try that out and answers next week.
This is my sign off.
-from the desk of Tanglepath

What you are about to see is a list about you. The only way it would not match you perfectly is that if you cheat or lie. Do not take it as a challenge. Good luck.

10 Interesting Things About You
1:as a matter of fact, you are very serious about this and DO take it as a challenge.
2:inside, you are denying #1 but you know it is true.
3:you are reading #3 on my list at the moment.
5:you did not notice I skipped #4.
6:you are seeing if I am right, which I am.
7:you are now checking every number on this list to see if it will happen again.STOP CHEATIN’!!!
8:you notice I will skip #9.
10:you are wondering why there is more to come.
11:you did not think I would put more stuff on then I need.
12:you realized while I went to #12 on facts, I still managed to list 10…not.You did not realize that.

Was that great or what? For those of you wondering, I can read minds. I can prove it. At the moment you doubt my power to read minds. Just so ya know, you don’t have to worry about more of these each week. I will not do this too much.

PEACE!!!!!!(that was a sign off.)

-tanglepath

How’s it going yall?
I hope you had a nice week. I know I sure did. Not much to say today,but next week I’ll have a list of something without anything to do with anything, but that’s what this blog is about, right? Of course,you will not like some posts. Probably because they are off point, but everything on this blog will be soon. If you don’t like that, it’s not my problem. Quote of da week: BOOM.DONE.-Johnny T (if you don’t know Johnny T,look up “Glove and Boots Johnny T “NOW.(on youtube)

And remember,all decent bloggers have a sign off that varies slightly each time.

-Tanglepath
P.S.If you don’t know of Johnny T you shouldn’t be reading this. You should be on youtube looking up what I specified.

PEACE!!!

I’m back!
For those of you who are happening to read this,which I know YOU are,I just thought I’d inform you that I am making Thursday “blog day.”I’d love feedback on your ideas for the future of this blog.Oh, and look forward to more cool videos soon.
And remember,all great bloggers have a signature sign off.

I need to know what people want.What do YOU want?Please put your answer.

You are probably trying to figure out how to post something. YOU JUST CLICK THE talk bubble. Sorry I lost my temper.